Career Prankster Pillows

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Resourceful toddler

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."