Aspiring Prankster Pillows

"Your behaviour is getting worse - you don't want to end up as education spokesman, do you?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Court's in recess!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."