Corporate Prankster Pillows

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

"...Nowadays, employees have more freedom."

'Alert, sir The competition is trying to hack into our hard copies,'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"I'm glad you two are finally seeing eye-to-eye."

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

"You might as well turn back—all they have is cheese."

"Never look back - except for purposes of revenge of course."

A manager yells through a window at a couple of employees 'Just switch places ok? I've got a corporate lunch riding on this!'

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'What have I told you about gambolling at work, Lambton?'

Caught reading a text message during the boss's presentation.

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

"...And I don't mind snitching on my co-workers!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"