Fun-loving Prankster Pillows

'It's an own goal!'

Graduation Day: 'And the perfect attendence award goes to Scott Simms. Scott? Ah, Scott? Are you here, Scott? Scott?'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Akme Foot Powder

"Whenever I want him to get a better workout in, I just hit the fast forward on the remote when he's watching an exercise video."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

"They look like pickles."

"Hat off in the house!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"It won't come back up!"

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Stupid Cupid.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"