Pun-loving Prankster Pillows

'Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!'

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

'Phht! This activist judge wont throw the book at him. He just tosses it underhand.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'