Lighthearted Prankster Pillows

"There is a monster, but it's dead."

'There's someone here who'd like to borrow some sugar, Mavis!'

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Jack in the Box Viagra

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

Put the light out...

'Hear anything good?'

"Sorry, my bad."

'Do you mind not turning your wife's picture to face me?'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'You'd better come in while I phone the mail order bride company and tell them there's been a mistake.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

Humpty Dumpty

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."