Joyful Prankster Pillows

'no... NO!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'