Merry Prankster Pillows

'Only one more to go.'

Santa Laughing.

"I'm in a band."

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Santa stopping for the toilet.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

'Ah, mistletoe.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"We've invented a new word!"