Merry Prankster Gifts

'Only one more to go.'

Santa Laughing.

"I'm in a band."

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Sorry, I know its not mint-in-box. I hit a lot of turbulence over the Rockies.

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Santa stopping for the toilet.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

A man crushed by a giant golf ball.

'Ah, mistletoe.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!