Prideful Prankster Pillows

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Diving Cat.

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'