Prideful Prankster Pillows

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."