Patriotic Prankster Pillows

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

Patriotic Chicken Fibs

"Okay, boys...4th of July weekend's over...time to get back to dividing the nation..."

Uncle Donnie

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."