Patriotic Prankster Pillows

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

"Okay, boys...4th of July weekend's over...time to get back to dividing the nation..."

Uncle Donnie

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Stupid Cupid.

Teddy Bear