"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."
Patriotic Prankster Gifts
Looking for a gift for your patriotic prankster? We’ve got a range of clever, humorous items that blend national pride with a mischievous twist. Ideal for the playful soul who loves to surprise and amuse, our products bring personality and humor to any setting. Whether it's a gag gift or a cheeky keepsake, these items are sure to make them smile and showcase their fun-loving patriotic spirit.
Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.
"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."
Patriotic Chicken Fibs
"Okay, boys...4th of July weekend's over...time to get back to dividing the nation..."
Uncle Donnie
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.
A Guide to Balloon Animals
Revenge of the Jelly Mother.
Boy rolled into a snowball
A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'
'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'
'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'
"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."
"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."
Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.
Resourceful toddler
Tamagotchi paralysis.
Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,
'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'
"They look like pickles."
"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."
Aaannd … Peekaboo!
"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."
Teddy Time Bears
'I found what was making those funny noises.'
Dog admiring hairless dog calendar
'I did it all from memory.'
Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!
'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'
"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"
"Ok, I found a secure line."
Patriotic Prankster Gifts Collection
Patriotic Prankster Mugs
Explore our collection of patriotic prankster mugs—funny and clever designs that make mornings and coffee breaks a little more entertaining.
Patriotic Prankster Pillows
Brighten up any room with our patriotic prankster pillows—full of humor and personality, perfect for the playful patriot.
Patriotic Prankster Prints
Bring humor into your walls with our patriotic prankster prints—clever designs that showcase a creative, fun-loving patriot's spirit.
Patriotic Prankster T-Shirts
Discover our range of patriotic prankster t-shirts—witty, bold, and full of personality for those who love their country with a mischievous twist.