Political Prankster Gifts

"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."

"Let's go toilet paper the mayor's house."

'Let's have some fun- Let's go gross out the Ethics Committee.'

'Leadership challenge? No chance!'

Politics Books

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Teddy Time Bears

Uncle Donnie

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."