Polling Prankster Gifts

"Of course we can do an employee survey for you. For €10,950 you can get a 104% approval rating for your policies. Oh and we are doing a special offer, a 90% approval rating for €9500!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

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'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

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'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

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Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"My homework ate my dog."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh Hi!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'