Parliamentarian Prankster Gifts

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Uncle Donnie

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.