Historical Prankster Gifts

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

The first car accident.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Uncle Donnie