Prehistoric Prankster Gifts

Early tech support

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

Oogy flunks his cave drawing final.

'Inventing it was easy. The hard part will be to monetize it.'

'Oh, great. They BOTH invented the wheel. Now we have to invent lawyers!'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Call me when you invent the warranty.'

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.

'Congratulations, you've just initiated the first risk assessment accident report. . .'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Before we test this do you know how to fill out an accident report?'

Dinosaur types 'large cities near me'

'I just invented it yesterday and today I already hit a deer!'

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

'Just fake it. Who's going to know the difference.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I just invented walking upright -- this way, I don't leave fingerprints!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

"Is anyone using this rock?"

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"Don't tease Daddy about his tiny arms: he's very self-conscious about them..."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Teen Stonehenge

The invention of golf: 'He reckons it's better than sex.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The first car accident.

'After all this time we've finally apprehended the suspect, sir!'