Prehistoric Prankster Mugs

Early tech support

Oogy flunks his cave drawing final.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Inventing it was easy. The hard part will be to monetize it.'

'Oh, great. They BOTH invented the wheel. Now we have to invent lawyers!'

The origin of fire can actually be traced to cavechildren.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'

'Call me when you invent the warranty.'

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.

"The first British Open at Stonehenge."

'Congratulations, you've just initiated the first risk assessment accident report. . .'

'Before we test this do you know how to fill out an accident report?'

"Woo-hoo! The world's first wheel!"

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

Dinosaur types 'large cities near me'

'I just invented walking upright -- this way, I don't leave fingerprints!'

'Just fake it. Who's going to know the difference.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'I just invented it yesterday and today I already hit a deer!'

'Kids and their bloody graffiti.'

'You've reached neanderthal industries, inc. Do you wish to speak to the hunting or gathering division?'

'Looks like Ogg just discovered fire.'

'Great job! -- Take the rest of the day off!'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

'Who took the rake?'