Prehistoric Pranks Mugs

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The First Fire Stick

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

A prehistoric football match.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"I think we overordered."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Proctolosaur

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cave Painter

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"