Prehistoric Pranks Gifts

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

The First Fire Stick

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A prehistoric football match.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I think we overordered."

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Proctolosaur

"You spoil that Hamster."

Cave Painter

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'