Prehistoric Antics Gifts

'We've just learned how to talk and the first thing they say is 'No'.'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Early photobombing

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

A prehistoric football match.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"I think we overordered."

'Jurassic Pork.'