Prehistoric Antics Gifts

'We've just learned how to talk and the first thing they say is 'No'.'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

Early photobombing

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

A prehistoric football match.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."