Prehistoric Play Gifts

A prehistoric football match.

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Vincent Van Og.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'