Prehistoric Play Lovers Gifts

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

A prehistoric football match.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Just get her home before she evolves.

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

The First Selfie!

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

'I want nice man-bag.'

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."