Prehistoric Playfulness Lovers Gifts

Inventions

"What's a patent?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Ancient Farming Practises.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Early career fair

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

Extinct dinosaur...

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"