Prehistoric Playfulness Lovers Gifts

Inventions

"What's a patent?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Early career fair

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

Extinct dinosaur...

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."