Prehistoric Fun Lover Gifts

Early ideas for a slide for the kiddies were a flop

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Is it free-range?"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Early detection was rarely helpful.