Prehistoric Fun Seeker Gifts

Rugby playing dinosaurs.

"Yes, dear, I'm quite aware that this is just a cartoon, but technically, we're not even supposed to be here for another 65 million years!"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Stone-age Patents

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

Before paper and scissors were invented...

We should market this really fast, before somebody reverse engineers it.

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

"See? All the jobs are getting high tech!!"

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

'You say you are going after Sharp-tooth tigers? You better use my magnum.'

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

Jurassic Par.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel

Welcome space dinosaurs