Prehistoric Playtime Adventurer Gifts

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Polar bear bowling alley

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Where the wild things were."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Teddy bears hiding

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Children playing around a water pump

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."