Prehistoric Adventurer Gifts

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

"And the award for best newcomer goes to..."

Welcome space dinosaurs

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

What really, really happened to the dinosaurs.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel

'I know it's hard to believe, but that's your great, great, great grandfather.'

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Of opens the first fast food restaurant...

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

'Mmmm! Tastes like chicken!'

'Get right back up there before you lose your nerve!'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'Those warm-blooded things will never last -- they're too hyperactive.'

'Which way to the Prehistoric Welcome Center?'

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

'You say you are going after Sharp-tooth tigers? You better use my magnum.'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

You had me at vintage.