Prehistoric Adventure Seeker Gifts

"Cold? You're cold! I grew up during the ice age!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

You had me at vintage.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Kite

Pyramid catflap...

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger