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"Cold? You're cold! I grew up during the ice age!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

You had me at vintage.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Pyramid catflap...

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sober Tooth Tiger