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Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

65 Million Years Ago

The discovery of asparagus.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

You had me at vintage.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Evolution Of Man.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'