Prehistoric Adventurers Pillows

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The discovery of asparagus.

65 Million Years Ago

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

You had me at vintage.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

The Evolution Of Man.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Sober Tooth Tiger