Prehistoric Enthusiasts Pillows

Inventing the road sign

'I can't believe you just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot!'

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

Can you tell me about your 401-kave plan?

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We're going to rock around the clock.'

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Monopedalism Never Really Caught On

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Admit it,you've been driving over the limit again,haven't you!'

SHIRT AND SHOES REQUIRED, 'MORE evolution!'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

'Sure, he got a college degree, but it's in 'Neanderthal Studies.''

What to do till medicine is discovered....

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

Early Futons

"Martin! The cat's brought a dead animal onto the yard again!"

"Oh look, a shooting star. . ."

"I'm working from home today. Wake me if any elk wander in."

"I was a hunter, then I was a gatherer. But now, I'm just a grunter."

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

"Can't you just be happy for them?"

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I want nice man-bag.'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

'What time do you call this, you are 250,000 years too late.'