Prehistory Fans Pillows

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'