Prehistory Fanatic Pillows

"Plagiarist!"

"Put the cat out and come to bed!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Sober Tooth Tiger