Prehistory Aficionado Pillows

'I don't know about you, but I like the lumpy ones!'

"After fire and the wheel, we hit the wall."

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Cavemen playing darts.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

The discovery of asparagus.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

The First Kite