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'I don't know about you, but I like the lumpy ones!'

"After fire and the wheel, we hit the wall."

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Cavemen playing darts.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."