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' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Jurassic Par.

"I met somebody with a hut."

'To make ends meet these days, you have to hunt AND gather.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

"Nasty caveman breath?"

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Bertha, Thog told you dinosaur eggs not fresh.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Oog worships the Moon - he doesn't get up early enough to worship the Sun."

"Don't press your luck, kiddo. I may be a herbivore, but I've been known to cheat on my diet when I'm really ticked off!"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Ancient man

"When are you going to discover something useful?"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Model T-Rexs

The world's first accountant...

Millions of years ago there were hunters and gatherers...

'You must try not to live in the past.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Slacker Husband

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'What'd I tell you about not leaving raw slabs out here, boy?'

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

"Thanks for coming to my barbecue."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Early snooze buttons.

"First tofu of the season!"

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

"I've tried both, but I think I've had the most success delegating hunting."

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer