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The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Are we there yet?'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Sober Tooth Tiger

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'