Prehistory Enthusiasts Mugs

Body Hair Club For Men

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'Are we there yet?'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Used wheels

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

In my day, they didn

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.