Prehistory Fan Mugs

The First Physiotherapist...

'Hey, nice invention! -- Can I borrow it?'

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

The First Economist.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'To make ends meet these days, you have to hunt AND gather.'

"Okay, remember Wildlife 101. He's probably more scared of me than I am of him."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

Cave huntsman exagerating his conquest

'He gets credit for inventing language, but he was just belching.'

'Language is a great invention, but what if we get hauled up on conspiracy charges?'

Used wheels

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'