Prehistory Fanatic Gifts

"Plagiarist!"

"Put the cat out and come to bed!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Used wheels

Sober Tooth Tiger

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'