Prehistoric Fanatic Gifts

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

'What do you think it symbolizes?'

Pterodactyl poos on a cavemans head

Saddlesaurus

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

Gift shop tea-towel...

Weekend Forecast

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'I'll sure be glas when somebody invents WAXING!'

'Neat, Dad -- Is it a boy or a girl?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'I just invented the toilet, and guess what WOLFIE did!'

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"According to my computer, I'm afraid that this book is sixty-five million years overdue."

Caveman with missiles on his spears

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"