Prehistoric Creature Fanatic Gifts

Although jet propelled for the last 100 million years, the earliest squid used a more primitive form of propulsion.

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Viking Loch Ness

"It's an Eyesaur."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Plagiarist!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"