Creature Fanatic Gifts

"I'm beginning to think this lake is devoid of life!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Love at First Sight

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Zombies.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Mermaids in love

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Meowlzebub

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

A skip full of fools.