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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Love at First Sight

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Zombies.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Mermaids in love

Meowlzebub

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"