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"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Swamp creatures during football season.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Football Chameleon

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Crocodile

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Which one is yours?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"