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Little girl brings home a big dinosaur.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Viking Loch Ness

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

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