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"One more game, then we'll get on the ark."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.

"We never spend any time with my friends either!"

Pinhead never received the same worldwide recognition as his older cousin Bigfoot.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'I told you there might be some side-effects from the medication.'

When dragons fall on hard times...fire sale.

'It's all three or none of us!'

'Is this the woman who broke into your room and stole your teeth?'

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

'It's a Vapire.'

Medusa comes in for an eye exam

Golf Ambush

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Warrior Woman

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Diolch