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'Bad news. The unicorns are both male.'

Loch Ness.

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Typical. I finally decide to let the world know Nessie is real and nobody's at the beach."

'You're retaining water.'

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

'I'm not doing you a bit of good. How about the tooth fairy?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

'A crocodile loose in Bristol? I think people ought to get their eyes tested!'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"They're a little tight."

"Let me ask you this. Do you see yourself as abominable?"

"Dad, what's a foot-fetish?"

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cough!"

'Well, at least some people still believe you exist...'

"It doesn't work. You still look like a unicorn."

"It must be for you, I'm not religious."

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"And then, as I turned, there he was again - the creepy guy with the camera!"

"That's right - she would be entitled to half of your pot o' gold."

"Big storm's a brewin'." "Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise thing with your whack-job friend Noah."

"Don't worry, I'm not a vampire, I've just eaten a blood orange..."

"You guys really crack me up."

Mermaid and old sailor

"Do you mind?!"

"Think about it, you know it's true: You guys tend to be loved by little boys while we appeal more to little girls..."

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'Tonight, sir, on our 428th day, we're having flatbread, rice, and your choice of unicorn stew, unicorn chops or unicorn potpie.'

Jealous centaur.